Laura, Empress Jorne

Laura, Empress Jorne (Laura Alice Magda) was the consort to Magnus II, Emperor Jorne and daughter of Ernest I of Ernestia.

Morlock's Description
She is described by Amadeus Morlock in his book, Morlock's Royals."Was the second daughter of Ernest II. On her 21st birthday she also married the Emperor Jorne, to save expenses - much like those people whose birthdays are on Christmas, like Jesus, and who only get one set of presents every year instead of two. These people are usually called Noel or Jesus. Princess Laura inherited her father's white hair and droopy, large eyelids. She did not, however, inherit his moustache - unless you believe some close eyewitness accounts. A large statue of her was erected in Magnus Square, along with one of her husband, Magnus II. The designer of the statue was award-winning physicist Joseph de Bancks  - funny how that name keeps cropping up. The statue was broken in half when some New Tasmanian terrorists dropped coconuts from a hijacked plane. The statue was glued back together by Samoa Joe's Glue (so called because it was so strong) which was invented by Joseph de Bancks, who, unlike the award-winning physicist Joseph de Bancks, the award winning physicist Joseph de Bancks, and the award-winning physicist Joseph de Bancks, was an award-winning screenwriter."